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The video that Diesel produced for its worldwide Dirty 30 Anniversary party tours the blog world today. And is fun. As Greg points out, it might not be super in line with their global marketing strategy, but that’s the great thing about viral marketing, it’s an ice-breaker that makes your consumers and prospects talk about your brand. Think Ray Ban, Levi’s and Cadbury’s.

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After trying to sell us albums on USB keys, the (desperate) music industry suits just announced that Walmart and BestBuy will offer SlotMusic to its consumers, a LP on a microSD card.

OK, they got some points right: high bitrate (320kbps), DRM-free, and extra content along with the tunes (photo, videos…). Apparently, the advantage is that you can stick the card in your computer and/or portable music player. Except, well, the Apple ones, and I would not hold my breathe until I see a SD card slot on an iPod. But never mind, iPods and iPhones are not that successful, right?

Oh and did I mention that you need a USB adaptor to be able to transfer files on your computer? How much money is gonna be put wasted into that launch, and for how long they will try?

Last week, I bought myself a flat-screen TV, long overdue purchase, and the crisp temperatures of fall coming made me realize that I needed to invest before winter. Then I had to decide what to hook to my monitor. Cable? Too many frustrating commercial breaks, and way too expensive. A DVD/Blu-Ray player? Not really, most of the things I watch are TV series that I download from iTunes, so my only decent option was: the Apple TV. This box is awesome. It synchronizes all the movies/TV series/music/photos with your computer, is hooked to the Internet wirelessly, so that you can buy/rent directly and (most of them) in HD any movie from their catalog, get automatically TV episodes of your favorite shows ready to be watched the day after its network airing, and watch YouTube videos. I can’t go to bed anymore, I’m addicted. And the best of all is that it is like magic: I decide what I want to watch and when! All of this without any kind of “hard-media” (DVD, CD, Blu-Ray, SD card, USB…)

And then you have the iPod Touch. And the iPhone. Buy all the music that you want from your portable music device. No “hard-media” involved either. Seamless download straight to your iTunes library, in a couple of clicks (can we say click when it comes to a touch-screen interaction?) Okay, iTunes still needs some ironing with better bit rate and no DRM protection, but iTunes Plus is supposed to fix it.

I am not saying that Apple holds the only key to selling music, but they have a pretty good system in place. And they are not the only ones to believe that wireless is the way to go.

So, SanDisk, no thank you.

Now, Apple, if you could let me download music over the 3G network (I can download heavy files on Safari and Mail already, plus I pay a stiff price every month to use that supposedly faster network), fix the Remote App on the iPhone to control my TV so that I don’t have to hold my iPhone in the right hand and the white remote in the left hand, let me play music from my iPhone through my AirTunes speakers, and convince HBO and Showtime to make their TV series available on the iTunes Store the day after they air and not one year later, I swear that I will never ever again insert any kind of media in my hardwares. Except maybe if I decide to go to the video store to see if there is a cute guy wandering in the aisles.

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After keeping tech bloggers busy for Labor Day weekend, Google confirmed last night that it was about to launch a new browser, Chrome, based on Webkit, like Safari. Going very frontal with Microsoft for what is now the most crucial piece of software in a computer since we do more and more things on the web, from email, companies extranet, calendar, banking, social networking, spreadsheeting, word processing…

What’s gonna happen to Firefox if Google decides to pull the plug on supporting the Mozilla Fundation? Is the long tail of browsers long enough for Opera, OmniWeb, Flock, Safari with the arrival of this massive competitor? Expect highly integrated Google Services like Google Gears, a lot of Windows Blue® and hopefully, a browser reinvented from scratch, more adapted to what the web browser is today: an OS.

From Google’s official blog:

All of us at Google spend much of our time working inside a browser. We search, chat, email and collaborate in a browser. And in our spare time, we shop, bank, read news and keep in touch with friends — all using a browser. Because we spend so much time online, we began seriously thinking about what kind of browser could exist if we started from scratch and built on the best elements out there. We realized that the web had evolved from mainly simple text pages to rich, interactive applications and that we needed to completely rethink the browser. What we really needed was not just a browser, but also a modern platform for web pages and applications, and that’s what we set out to build.

On the surface, we designed a browser window that is streamlined and simple. To most people, it isn’t the browser that matters. It’s only a tool to run the important stuff — the pages, sites and applications that make up the web. Like the classic Google homepage, Google Chrome is clean and fast. It gets out of your way and gets you where you want to go.

Under the hood, we were able to build the foundation of a browser that runs today’s complex web applications much better. By keeping each tab in an isolated “sandbox”, we were able to prevent one tab from crashing another and provide improved protection from rogue sites. We improved speed and responsiveness across the board. We also built a more powerful JavaScript engine, V8, to power the next generation of web applications that aren’t even possible in today’s browsers.

This is just the beginning — Google Chrome is far from done. We’re releasing this beta for Windows to start the broader discussion and hear from you as quickly as possible. We’re hard at work building versions for Mac and Linux too, and will continue to make it even faster and more robust.

We owe a great debt to many open source projects, and we’re committed to continuing on their path. We’ve used components from Apple’s WebKit and Mozilla’s Firefox, among others — and in that spirit, we are making all of our code open source as well. We hope to collaborate with the entire community to help drive the web forward.

iPhone apps have landed! Browse the (still) hidden catalog on iTunes by following this link!

Screens that I am likely to see multiple times a day, starting today:

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Remote. Control your iTunes with your iPhone. I can’t believe it took so long for Apple to make this. My old SonyEricsson T68i used to do this 5 years ago…

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Facebook. Not sure what the difference is with the browser-based version though.

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NetNewsWire. My RSS feeds synchronized on my Mac and my iPhone. Always something to read when you’re at a bar and your friend is going for a long bathroom break. Or you can also talk to that cute guy at the counter.

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Loopt. Which of your friends are around? Big Brother in your pocket.

I apologize in advance to my co-workers and client if I am not really focused on the photoshoot this weekend.