Don’t cheat where you eat!

Steve and Lisa met while on holiday in Spain, and quickly fell head over heels for each other. But that Christmas, at his office party, Steve got wasted and unavoidably repeatedly cheated on Lisa with Cheri, a co-worker…

Déjà vu?
Introducing CheatNeutral

A groundbreaking avant-garde online service that offsets your cheating by paying someone else to be faithful. Thanks to Alex Randall and Christian Hunt -- the two geniuses behind this cultural revolution -- all the pain around you is neutralized and you are left with a crystal clear conscience.

Sign up now and receive for only £2.50 your official ‘CheatNeutral Offset Certificate’… So you can prove to your loved one that your playing away has been successfully offset!

Having CheatNeutral’s services available could actually encourage you to cheat more? Well, this hilarious mix of satirical viral and homemade PR campaign sparks from High Street to the Houses of Parliament a highly criticized and controversial debate about the inadequacies of carbon offsetting…