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Wh3n th3 l4ngu4g3 4p0c4lyps3 c0m3s, d0n’t s4y 1 d1dn’t w4rn y0u!

The members of the MLA lose sleep over it, kids could get *RSI* doing it, and all your english are belong to us. Is the written language dying? or transforming? What is our destiny? Does Leet Speak define us as we morph into super human beings who suffer from a collective attention deficit disorder that spawned from a virus that originally inhabited the motherboards of our Windows 95 boxes and has now sought refuge in human tissue?

Remember when all there was to fear was Shorthand? It was either invented by aliens or monks who had never typed a conversation on a device intended to speak into or for that matter talked shit to another player on World of Warcraft.

When the language apocalypse comes, don’t say I didn’t warn you!